“Hollywood loves to destroy the earth. Whether it comes in the form of an alien attack, a giant lizard, or just a good old fashioned asteroid, directors jump at the chance to wreak havoc on the planet,” reports Dan Abramson for The Huffington Post.

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KNOWING Starring Nicolas Cage
Why The Earth Was Screwed: The numbers were running out
What’s The Deal With The President: Nowhere to be found
State Of New York City: Subway-less
Man Responsible For Saving The Earth: Nicolas Cage
His Nerdy Job: Astrophysicist
Worst/Best Line Of The Movie: “I think shit just happens. But that’s me.” 
Tool Used To Save Humanity: Geographic coordinates

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INDEPENDENCE DAY Starring Will Smith
Why The Earth Was Screwed: The aliens wanted earth’s atmosphere (inexplicably)
What’s The Deal With The President: His wife dies and he mans up
State Of New York City: Blown up
Man Responsible For Saving The Earth: Jeff Goldblum (the brains of the operation)
His Nerdy Job: MIT grad working for cable company
Worst/Best Line Of The Movie: “I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin’.”
Tool Used To Save Humanity: Computer virus

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I AM LEGEND Starring Will Smith (again)
Why The Earth Was Screwed: Cancer vaccine mutated, turning the human race into vampires (and not of the heartthrob variety)
What’s The Deal With The President: Dead
State Of New York CIty: Empty
Man Responsible For Saving The Earth: Will Smith
His Nerdy Job: Virologist
Worst/Best Line Of The Movie: “I like Shrek.”
Tool Used To Save Humanity: A cop out ending

Check out the remaining films from Abramson’s cool article here

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