Alien Abduction Lamp
Unfortunately, if you live in the United States of America you’re fresh outta luck for the time being! Secure one of only 2000 Special Limited ‘Signature Edition’ Alien Abduction Lamps. This one-off, Limited Edition is engrave signed by the designer Lasse Klein and comes complete with specially-printed poster/certificate which is not available anywhere else.
Technical Specifications:
Energy saving LEDs
High Quality Perspex Beam
Removable Bovine Abductee
Glowing green/yellow cockpit
Glow-in-the-dark aliens in cockpit
High quality steel body with fantastic black-pearl finish
3-stage UFO Control antenna, on/off and pulse
Ultra non-slip base featuring real fake grass
Order Now!
They are now shipping orders to Europe and Australia/New Zealand! They are taking deposits for all other regions, pending local regulatory testing approval.
Order here
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