Haunted Horses?
According to the auction, “I know what you are thinking: everyone dreams of owning a real haunted horse farm! In this tough economy, it’s important to list all your home’s assets. What sets this horse farm apart from all the others is that it is haunted!”
“Because I am telling the truth, I will be more than willing to take a Lie Detector Test at your expense, not mine. This is the real deal. In August, a team of paranormal investigators are scheduled to conduct an investigation.”
“Yes, I have seen ghosts on more than one occasion on my farm but I think the word ‘ghost’ is a derogatory term. The politically correct name for the formally alive and recently dead is ‘Spirit’! The first time I saw a spirit or ghost I was a bit shaken. Over time, I have gotten used to and enjoyed their frequent visitations! I wish the ghosts would give me the lottery numbers, but so far they haven’t!”
“Only one privileged person will be lucky enough to purchase this well-maintained turnkey Haunted Horse Farm! This beautiful fully-furnished manufactured-home sits on five-fenced acres, just 18 minutes West of Lexington Kentucky.”
“Imagine living on a quiet, picturesque, country lane with trees as your neighbors and ghost-watching as your entertainment. Ghosts included but not guaranteed! I will give the lucky new owner a “Ghost Tour” of the farm once the check has cleared.”
Get ready to do your bidding here
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